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Well, here we go. To begin this semi coherent rambling I will first start with my theories on the clandestine Dahrma initiative. My theory is that the island has more to it than a few spots that contained electromagnetic anomalies. But, much like the show I'll leave that tangent dangling infuriatingly out of reach until you are calculatedly close to your breaking point (which from a writer's perspective I happen to find quite satisfying on some level.)
Anyway, the main theory is that the others are actually on the island to create some sort of messiah. They are doing this using two of the natural resources on the island that have seemingly fallen out of the sky and into their laps. The first are the children who I have theorized are being utilized for the hightened plasticity found in a child's brain. The reason for this is so the Dharma people can manipulate their thinking in a manner that would allow for some sort of psychic manifestation. This end is facilitated by using Walt's mind as a template as well as whichever other creepy ass psychic kids they may have already amassed over the years through in vitro tampering or whatever else implements of manipulation are at their disposal.
The second resource now in abundance on the island would have to be fully grown adults that fall all along the moral spectrum that are living together on the island. With a fairly well rounded representation of humanity now on the island the shadowy men in white coats (and the amazing disappearing Ms. Klue aka the black woman who met with Michael and was fairly prominent in season 2 yet is now all vapor and shit) have a perfect opportunity to observe and fully document the human mind so they can, of course, modify the behavior and mind of whatever tabula rasa they're making this godhead out of.
Now I'm sure you're wondering how they're doing all of this, and that would be by utilizing whichever sort of freaky ass energy is being produced on this island. Said non-descript energy, obviously, eminates from some sort of deus-ex-machina (oh the sweet irony) that will be discovered on the island in the last season. As to what that thing actually is could be some sort of Supreme Intelligence style giant all knowing alien brain that they are trying to create some sort of messianic clone of, with full mental programming, and then impregnate a woman with (hence the seemingly odd selection of fertilization doc Juliet). Or it could be that they are doing the exact opposite of this with whatever to better humanity a la Watchmen or that Architects of Fear episode that they got the idea for the ending about(I'm not trying to kill Santa. It is one of if not the greatest comic book ever, and I learned this from an Alan Moore interview). Oh, or it could be a half angel/half devil hybrid for all I know. But anyway, that's how they're doing it. Now, I know this seems half assed on my part, but I can't posit a guess as to what it actually is that's powering all this because it could be anything, and frankly it would marginalize the rest of the theory if it was the giant alien brain theory (which is what I used to call it). Back in the land of long windedness and awkward segues, I was getting to the proof that there was some force on the island that would allow humans to influence the physical world, and that proof is found with our beloved castaways.
The most straightforward way I can say this is as follows: When not being harnessed for whatever savior/no life king the others are concocting and empowering, the psychic charge of the island is being used unwittingly by the castaways in the form of wish fulfillment. Think about it: Locke's an outdoorsy hero type, Sayid found love again briefly (Oh, but of course the island can't counteract a bullet this ain't comics...TV folks won't go for that shit.)), Hurley has friends, Jack feels needed, Kate no longer feels the need to run and has found a home(and nowhere to run), Rose isn't dead (yet again I know about the electromagnetic spots provide healing and rose will die theory, but hey I assume most kids in make a wish...you know we've all seen the countless shows that have already made the joke) oh, right, Charlie's found dignity? maybe? I hope he finds a bullet in him? you can admit it. Walt found that polar bear from that comic that he wanted to read (that is a joke). Anyway, the castaways get to live out their fantasies and all that so it helps back up the whole earlier elements. So now we find ourselves with the weak parts of the theory.
Pretty much, hey power of imagination and wish fulfillment garbage.
v
"Hey, who do you think the writers all wish they could be Bryan?"
"Well, all I know is that they couldn't stop talking aobut Damon Lindelof showing up in a Star Wars T-shirt at the first meeting on the show in the Season 1 extras, oh and Sawyer did say something vabout the Chewbacca technique working in this weeks episode so I'd say Han Solo dun dun dun."
"Hey, Bryan if you take off the lo part you get Hanso...that's either a neat little clue or totally fucking arbitrary"
"Isn't everything in life, though. Next question."
"So, what about the tittle B?"
"Well, all children wish they could fly right? And what of the one's that could on that fantastically farcical fictional isle known as never never land...Yes, I mean the lost boys."
"You really are grabbing for anything, you hack bastard."
"You're just figuring that out now?"
"So what about the smoke monster?"
"While I don't know what it's actually composed of I will say that mayhap it's the greatest watchdog of them all...the boogeyman."
"You fucking serious? I'm not being cute here, but you drag it on and on and you say the boogeyman."
"Let me finish you non existent douche bag. The idea being that when the others were trying to craft this monster one of them thought, 'hey what's scarier than the boogeyman is to children, and so it's just a cloud of darkness being that said boogeyman comes from the dark and is thusly represented as darkness given occasional human form...yes, I'm aware that it's one hell of a stretch, but so is life. And there you go. If you're wondering where they got the kids from to make it before the Oceanic crash, well Ben did say he grew up on the island so maybe that wasn't a lie. And that's it, I'm sure there's other crap I didn't address, but oh yeah people were probably born on the island it would explain why seemingly useless types like the guy from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" being there because, you know, he's a groundbreaking security specialist that they must get on their side. And that's it TV fans or the no people who will be reading this."
Anyway, the main theory is that the others are actually on the island to create some sort of messiah. They are doing this using two of the natural resources on the island that have seemingly fallen out of the sky and into their laps. The first are the children who I have theorized are being utilized for the hightened plasticity found in a child's brain. The reason for this is so the Dharma people can manipulate their thinking in a manner that would allow for some sort of psychic manifestation. This end is facilitated by using Walt's mind as a template as well as whichever other creepy ass psychic kids they may have already amassed over the years through in vitro tampering or whatever else implements of manipulation are at their disposal.
The second resource now in abundance on the island would have to be fully grown adults that fall all along the moral spectrum that are living together on the island. With a fairly well rounded representation of humanity now on the island the shadowy men in white coats (and the amazing disappearing Ms. Klue aka the black woman who met with Michael and was fairly prominent in season 2 yet is now all vapor and shit) have a perfect opportunity to observe and fully document the human mind so they can, of course, modify the behavior and mind of whatever tabula rasa they're making this godhead out of.
Now I'm sure you're wondering how they're doing all of this, and that would be by utilizing whichever sort of freaky ass energy is being produced on this island. Said non-descript energy, obviously, eminates from some sort of deus-ex-machina (oh the sweet irony) that will be discovered on the island in the last season. As to what that thing actually is could be some sort of Supreme Intelligence style giant all knowing alien brain that they are trying to create some sort of messianic clone of, with full mental programming, and then impregnate a woman with (hence the seemingly odd selection of fertilization doc Juliet). Or it could be that they are doing the exact opposite of this with whatever to better humanity a la Watchmen or that Architects of Fear episode that they got the idea for the ending about(I'm not trying to kill Santa. It is one of if not the greatest comic book ever, and I learned this from an Alan Moore interview). Oh, or it could be a half angel/half devil hybrid for all I know. But anyway, that's how they're doing it. Now, I know this seems half assed on my part, but I can't posit a guess as to what it actually is that's powering all this because it could be anything, and frankly it would marginalize the rest of the theory if it was the giant alien brain theory (which is what I used to call it). Back in the land of long windedness and awkward segues, I was getting to the proof that there was some force on the island that would allow humans to influence the physical world, and that proof is found with our beloved castaways.
The most straightforward way I can say this is as follows: When not being harnessed for whatever savior/no life king the others are concocting and empowering, the psychic charge of the island is being used unwittingly by the castaways in the form of wish fulfillment. Think about it: Locke's an outdoorsy hero type, Sayid found love again briefly (Oh, but of course the island can't counteract a bullet this ain't comics...TV folks won't go for that shit.)), Hurley has friends, Jack feels needed, Kate no longer feels the need to run and has found a home(and nowhere to run), Rose isn't dead (yet again I know about the electromagnetic spots provide healing and rose will die theory, but hey I assume most kids in make a wish...you know we've all seen the countless shows that have already made the joke) oh, right, Charlie's found dignity? maybe? I hope he finds a bullet in him? you can admit it. Walt found that polar bear from that comic that he wanted to read (that is a joke). Anyway, the castaways get to live out their fantasies and all that so it helps back up the whole earlier elements. So now we find ourselves with the weak parts of the theory.
Pretty much, hey power of imagination and wish fulfillment garbage.
v
"Hey, who do you think the writers all wish they could be Bryan?"
"Well, all I know is that they couldn't stop talking aobut Damon Lindelof showing up in a Star Wars T-shirt at the first meeting on the show in the Season 1 extras, oh and Sawyer did say something vabout the Chewbacca technique working in this weeks episode so I'd say Han Solo dun dun dun."
"Hey, Bryan if you take off the lo part you get Hanso...that's either a neat little clue or totally fucking arbitrary"
"Isn't everything in life, though. Next question."
"So, what about the tittle B?"
"Well, all children wish they could fly right? And what of the one's that could on that fantastically farcical fictional isle known as never never land...Yes, I mean the lost boys."
"You really are grabbing for anything, you hack bastard."
"You're just figuring that out now?"
"So what about the smoke monster?"
"While I don't know what it's actually composed of I will say that mayhap it's the greatest watchdog of them all...the boogeyman."
"You fucking serious? I'm not being cute here, but you drag it on and on and you say the boogeyman."
"Let me finish you non existent douche bag. The idea being that when the others were trying to craft this monster one of them thought, 'hey what's scarier than the boogeyman is to children, and so it's just a cloud of darkness being that said boogeyman comes from the dark and is thusly represented as darkness given occasional human form...yes, I'm aware that it's one hell of a stretch, but so is life. And there you go. If you're wondering where they got the kids from to make it before the Oceanic crash, well Ben did say he grew up on the island so maybe that wasn't a lie. And that's it, I'm sure there's other crap I didn't address, but oh yeah people were probably born on the island it would explain why seemingly useless types like the guy from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" being there because, you know, he's a groundbreaking security specialist that they must get on their side. And that's it TV fans or the no people who will be reading this."
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