Instead of getting a real job...I'll post on Lost. Oh, with the massive theories and spoil

Current mood: sleepy

I'm tired so I'll make this quick. But, you get to read this a full three weeks before it'jnjnjns posted elsewhere. By a different person with a Doc in his name. You know who you are. Make the checks payable to Bryan Preston. You guys have my mailing address on file. Also, I am in no way stalking TV's Terry O'Quinn we just happen to go to the same groccery store and Starbucks.

Anyway, onto the theorizing and proable spoilering (I'd put probable in the heading, but then you wouldn't read it. You've already navigated here and it'll take a second to load a new page so you may as well finish. You're already here.)

Why can't people have babies?: Well, as we saw there was a new born, asian baby who would be about thirty by the events of the sohw. I'll get to that. You can figure it out already. Yup. Him. Anyway, why was he the last baby born on the island? Well, when the stray time particles, or whatever, the baby had already been born. Why is that significant? As the energy, as we'll call it, was released the island became disloged from time. Previous events could not be changed. Persons, and dogs, could enter and interact and events could happen. They could leave, but they could not be created on the island. And the reason that women cannot carry children to term on the island is because new life cannot be created on the island. Items can enter and events can happen, but because the island exists independently of time...i think you get where this is going.

That age appropriate Asian baby: Its Spike from X-Men 3. It's fucking Lost. You don't show an asian baby without it coming back.

Where's Jin?: Its Lost. You aren't dead until a body is in the ground. Granted sometimes the body is alive when it goes in, but that can't happen every week. Anyway, Jin probably got fished out of the water...by the crew of the Black Rock. Why? Because it's a fucking awesome idea. And...it's Lost.

Ben and the butcher: The first rule of project mayhem is that you do not talk about project mayhem. I'm just saying. Glad to see what's her name from the Leviathin again though.

Who were those guys Locke Killed?: The rest of Rousseau's team of course. Good to see that they actually went nuts though.

Frogurt: Glad he's taking a permanent vacation in hell. YOU CAN'T ADD NEW CASTAWAYS. IT DOESN'T WORK. GLAD THEY KNOW THAT NOW. SQUIDBRAINS. I DO LOVE THE BOATIES THOUGH. THAT WAS A GOOD CALL.

Farraday's mom: The woman from the ring store/ time matron/ the chalk machine with the time gap. Kind of a gimmie.

Who called Brenda Walsh's dad on Kate?: Probably Sun. She's going to need someone else in on the plan to kill Ben. Also, you'd probably need to know about the island to know that its Claire's baby. So that shortens the list. Unless its Widmore, but he doesn't have as much motivation to get Kate on the run with Ben.

The Compass: Great moment. Makes you wonder if Alpert was testing kid child John Locke, last season, to see if his conciousness had somehow shunted into his child form after Locke's death or due to the time unsticking. Also good call with the pointing north. And the Yemi and the yeah.

Kelvin, the four toed statue and the smoke monster: I have no fucking new ideas. ninja turtles. Time travelling ninja turtles that have statues made of them. I don't know. But I'd like to.

WAAAAAAAALLLTTT!!!!!: Do they write it like that in the scripts? Just curious. I guess he might go back. It explains the three year time jumps repeated inclusion. And who wants to bet that they return to the island right around when they left. On a side note. But, I'd like to see him back.

In closing, I demand more Jeff Fahey. Peace.