Hey, something way less angry/ fever dream-ish: nerd parody song of the week

In my spare time when I'm not getting overly verbose and bitchy about things, I like to write terribly bad\nerdy parody songs in my car or at my desk. Long I have not shared them with the world. Today, though, everything changes (also: not a fantasy issue a real story, EVERYONE DIES!). Now, in an attempt to share my gifts with more than my cat and my friends when I'm drunk at bar, I give you this...Shipping off to Baron. A parody song that fully marries the spirit of Final Fantasy IV's Kain with the Dropcick Murphys and IRish people, I guess.

Shipping off to Baron
(To the Tune of Shipping off to Boston)

I'm a Dragoon peg
And I lost my head
Runnin' round with Golbez
I lost my head
I'm shipping up to Baron
(Lali-ho)
x3
I'm shipping off
To find my missing head
I'm a Redwing peg
And I lost my head
I hung around with Golbez
I lost my lehead
I'm shipping up to Baron
(Lali-ho)
x3
I'm shipping off
To find my missing head

See cause he lost his mind briefly what with the jealousy/magics. The more you know! Hopefully, this post results in hot and cold running ass. Because if it's one things the ladies love, its attempting to be like Weird Al and FFIV.